Some calling himself Louis Parker writes:
------------------------
I thought you might like to know some of the reasons why you are not getting enough organic & social media traffic for your website.
Note: We have Christmas offers on all our SEO plans, Email / Call us now and take advantage of these offers while they last!!!
I would like to update you that, your website is still not ranked on the top pages of Google SERPs for your popular keywords (Products).
. . . [Blah, Blah, Blah deleted]
Let me know your thoughts and looking forward to work together.
Best Regards,
Louis Parker | Senior SEO Adviser
louisparker@onlinetrafficgain.comSkype: louis.parker08
PS1: This is a onetime email and you may ask us to “REMOVE”.
PS2: If you are interested I will send more details on our “corporate identity”, “company profile”, “why you should choose us?”, “Price list”, “money back” etc. in my next mail.
--------------------------------
Dear Louis,
If this is a "onetime" email why do I keep getting it?
Also, if you expect me to take your offers seriously, why do you pretend to be from an American company when your e-mail is full of spelling and grammatical glitches that a native speaker would never make?
For reasons of space, I have deleted your list of reasons why this web site doesn't rank higher in Google searches, since it's the same exact list - word for word - that every other fake SEO sends me. You obviously don't know anything about the content of my site, and you wouldn't know a "related search term" for my site if it hit you between the eyes.
And I'm supposed to give you access to my sites' pages? Right.
On the other hand, I have to thank you for getting in touch, because people like you never contact a site that isn't already becoming successful without your help, so I take this as a positive sign. Also, you mention Christmas, which puts me in a generous mood.
Because of this positive note, I am in the mood to help you in your quest. I have a friend whose web page couldn't be any worse off than it is, so I don't think you're in any danger of damaging it in any way. The Exiled Nigerian Prince is trying very hard to rehabilitate his image from international criminal fugitive to victim and benefactor. To that end, he is constantly offering to send ridiculous amounts of money to SEOs who will get his web site out of the page-80 google limbo. Unfortunately, the people who have taken him up on his offer so far have just kept the money and not done anything but plant so many viruses on his site as to render it unusable. For some reason, I'm tempted to trust you to help him instead of hurting him.
Unfortunately, he is currently holed up in a small town just south of the Guatemala/Honduras border, trying to find an official he can bribe to let him into the Guatemala. So the only way he can send you the money you need to get started is for you to use his contact page to enter your bank account # and routing code.
Just go to
http://creekdontrise.com/enp.htm and follow the instructions. As soon as the ENP has your information, he will deposit a small amount, say $20,000 to make certain you gave him the right information. As soon as you receive the money, please contact him again to let him know, and he'll send you another $80,000 to cover your startup expenses.
Oh, and Merry Christmas!